deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

6 hours ago // 474,425 notes

lord-hutcherbutt:

halfgingermcsexyface:

lord-hutcherbutt:

DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE

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Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob

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(Source: ethan-lawson-wate)

6 hours ago // 213,391 notes

ghost-nappa:

boostopherpikewood:

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

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(Source: bruceykinns)

9 hours ago // 369,822 notes

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

9 hours ago // 127,343 notes

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

9 hours ago // 401,866 notes