catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

21 hours ago // 97,157 notes

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

21 hours ago // 30,792 notes

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

21 hours ago // 319,412 notes

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

21 hours ago // 421,719 notes

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

21 hours ago // 591,560 notes

harryspankme:

*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself 

21 hours ago // 103,392 notes

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(Source: cummied)

21 hours ago // 150,727 notes

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

21 hours ago // 41,863 notes