everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
- person: you don't do anything when you ride, you just sit there.
- me: good that's how it's supposed to look.
- --
- let's hope they're talking about riding a horse and not a dick
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis






















